~Bard of Avocado~
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thisrisingtide:

Okay so I sped up The Phoenix by Fall Out Boy and help it’s really good

thIS IS GONNA GIVE ME A HEART ATTACK

holy shit

IM SO PUMPED UP RIGHT NOW IM GONNA KILL A GUY

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iwillburnthecakeoutofyou:

I’ve been crying for the last 100 years.

Fucking a tumblr I did not need that shit right now

What the fuck tumblr.

Why.

WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO ME?!

omfg…

i don’t think i’ve ever seen anything more beautiful in my life. 

Okay, yeah, the emotional content apparently missed me entirely…I was too busy being blown away by the technical brilliance of it.

 - Bubblegum Bitch vs. I Write Sins Not Tragedies
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edgebug:

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well it took me about 2 seconds to reblog this

PSY - Gentleman
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kingluncaged:

After the worldwide success of “Gangnam Style”, PSY returns with a brand-new single, “Gentleman”. The new track follows the same route as the previous one, but if you ask me, it’s better as a song. It actually has a beat that’s building slowly into something freaking addictive. It’s the perfect song for twerking and will definitely make people in the clubs go crazy. “Gentleman” is a banger that will get stuck in your head in zero time thanks to that beat. Even if you’re reading this in disgust, just hit “play” and you’ll soon find yourself shaking the head up ‘n’ down (yes, this is a reference).

Cage The Elephant - Ain't No Rest For The Wicked
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sabrinaxzab:

Ain’t No Rest for The Wicked by Cage The Elephant

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The Phoenix- Fall Out Boy

Oh my god I’m actually done. Hope you enjoy!

toastyhat:

WIP1

WIP2
THANK YOU ALL SO SO MUCH FOR YOUR LOVE AND HELP AND FOR JUST GENERALLY BEING AWESOME. I still don’t really know how this happened but I’m proud of finishing it and I hope you all enjoy it. Have at. 
If you spot an inconsistency with canon, just know that I’m aware of each and every one of them and can generally explain why they’re there. :3
Information from the credits below!

Song: Nillili Mambo by Block B
Homestuck belongs to Andrew Hussie at mspaintadventures.com
Animated by ToastyHat of tumblr or Empty of EmptyFeet productions
I use ToonBoom Studio 4.5

(And crediting Splickedy and Earthy as consultants! ;p )

Re: Your Brains
Jonathan Coulton

All we want to do is eat your brains
We’re not unreasonable
I mean, no one’s gonna eat your eyes
All we want to do is eat your brains
We’re at an impasse here
Maybe we should compromise 

totalspiffage - Prawn Shop
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totalspiffage:

Prawn Shop (Parody of Thrift Shop by Macklemore)- Download

Lyrics by myself, Janie, and Crono
Track by the great Zamii

Because we all needed this to happen. 

[Hook:]
I’m gonna hock some swag
Only got boonbucks in my pocket
I - I - I’m fishing, hooking for a treasure
This is fucking awesome

Nah, Walk up to the glub like you all about the shell shock
I’m so pumped about some shit for the prawn shop
Jewels in the crown they’re so damn costly
That trolls are like, “Clam! She found Andrew Hussie.”
Swimmin in, hella deep, krillin my anemones,
Prawn all yo junk, ‘cept my pointy jam, for tha queen
Hatin on the fish punk, gills standin’ next to me
Probubbly gonna shell this, smells like boonbucks to me (cashhhhh)
But shit, it was all free to me!
I be grabbin it, snatchin it, ‘bout to go and get some fishin nets
Takin’ all of those golden fins someone else’s been anchoring
But me and guppy stealin it
I am slippin and sneakin and
Earnin’ my money and I’m shella happy that’s yo booty, bitch
I’ma take the empress style, I’ma take the empress’ style,
No for real - ask the empress- can I have her trident now? 
Fiduspawn cards and horsaponi
Juju breaker in a chest that I found walkin’
Found a broken cue ball, I sold a broken cue ball
I sold a weird codpiece, then I sold a teapot
Shello, shello, my ace troll, Rufioh
Condesce ain’t got nothing on my business, shell no
I could take some fake horns, rocket boots, sell those
Loser troll would be like “trigger warning: klepto”
[Hook x2]

[Verse 2:]
What you know about pawnin a ring off on a human?
What you knowin’ about sellin a blood potion?
I’m walkin, I’m walkin, I’m searching right through that bubble
One troll’s trash, that’s another troll’s sick bling
Thank your empress for hiding that gold double trident
‘Cause right now I’m up in here glubbin
I’m in the bubbles, you can find me in the (updates)
I’m not, I’m not sick of searchin’ in that panel (updates)
Your moirail, your auspi, your matesprit, your kizzie
I’ll take that big blue ahab’s crosshairs, over knee, I break that motherglubber
Pair of timetables with the jams on that motherglubber
I hit the deck and they stop in that motherglubber
They be like, “Oh, that Peixes - she’s shella tight.”
I’m like, “Yo - it’s fifty boonies for the seahorse.”
Jacked Cronus edition, let’s do some shrimple addition
Fifty dollars for a seahorse - that’s just a hella sweet pitch (shit)
I call that getting b8ed and switched (shit)
I call that getting tricked by an heiress
This shit’s hella dough
And stealin this shit from all the other trolls up in this dream is a hella dope
flash game, come take a look through my telescope
Trying to get gold from a ghost? Man you hella won’t
Man you hella won’t
(Prawn shop… hockin swag… yeah!)

I’m sellin my friends’ clothes
I’m makin hella dough
I bought this big ass boat
From that prawn shop down the road